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DAYS : HOURS : MINUTES : SECONDS
Note: Jeremy is never late. These delays are entirely the Fellowship's fault for calculating wrong.
| Date | What Actually Happened |
|---|---|
| Mar 1997 | Jeremy was "just passing through." We should have asked for his number. |
| Dec 1999 | Jeremy stopped to help 14 other stranded motorists on the way. Classic Jeremy. |
| Aug 2003 | The Great Toyota Schism. Jeremy did not want to get involved. |
| Jun 2008 | Odyssey due for its 60,000-mile service. Jeremy does not skip service. |
| Dec 2012 | Mayan calendar booked the date first. |
| Apr 2016 | Gas was $4.19 in Barstow. Jeremy waited for a better price. Wise. |
| Mar 2020 | Jeremy stayed home and flattened the curve, as a responsible citizen would. |
| Jul 2023 | Costco parking lot repaved. |
| Feb 2025 | Jeremy took the scenic route. He has earned it. |