& Reformed Fellowship of Shiny Reliability
Est. 2003 • “All Reliable Cars Are Welcome Here” • Open 7 Days
Hi! If you came here from that other website, please know that we are not heretics. We are a full-service car wash and a fully reasonable spiritual community, and honestly only one of those things should be controversial, and it's not the car wash.
In 2003 our founder, Sister Corolla (formerly Dale, Gary's best friend since the fourth grade), did some research. She tracked down the tow truck driver who passed by I-15 on March 7, 1997, right after the Radiator Miracle. He had his window down. He heard the whole thing.
According to the tow truck driver, Jeremy did not just say “Man… you should’ve bought a Honda.”
He said: “Man… you should’ve bought a Honda. Or a Toyota, honestly. Either’s fine.”
Gary had already started crying by then and did not hear the second part. When Dale brought it up at the 2003 Potluck, Gary said it was “a lie from the Lower Realm,” Dale said “it's a tow truck driver, Gary,” and somebody threw a foil-covered casserole. The rest is history.
We still love Jeremy. We think he's great! We just also think Toyotas are great! Both things can be true!!
Photo submitted anonymously in 2011. We believe this is Jeremy Williams standing next to a Corolla. The Fellowship says it is “a smudge next to a bigger smudge.” We say: look at the confidence of that smudge.
| Package | What You Get | Price |
|---|---|---|
| The Basic | Exterior wash, hand dry, friendly wave | $8 |
| The Shiny Side In | Basic + interior vacuum + we wax the inside of your hubcaps (a tradition) | $14 |
| The Reconciliation | Everything, plus we'll wash a Honda and a Toyota side by side and play soft music | $19 |
| The Absolution | Full detail, undercarriage, AND spiritual undercarriage. You will leave feeling cleaner than you came in, in every sense. | $22 |
| Gary Special | Free wash for Gary, any time, no questions. Call us, Gary. We miss you. | FREE |
Q: Is this a cult?
A: It's a car wash. We have a newsletter. That's as far as it goes.
Q: Do you hate the Fellowship?
A: No! We send them a fruit basket every Christmas. They send it back with a note that says “who is this.” We don't know where they got that from.
Q: Is Jeremy coming back in a minivan?
A: If he does, we'd love to wash it.
Victorville Car Wash © 2003–2026. Site made by Sister Corolla's granddaughter for a school project. Got an A-. This is a fictional business in a fictional schism on a parody website.