Worthiness Assessment - The Fellowship of Jeremy Williams

1. What do you drive? A Honda, praise Jeremy A bicycle (respectable, but not a Honda) A Toyota (please park across the street) Nothing yet, but I'm saving up for a Civic

2. A silver minivan with its high beams on appears on the horizon. You: Fall to my knees and hold up a casserole Check if it's an Odyssey Squint and keep walking Flash my brights back at it (blasphemy)

3. When was your last oil change? Exactly 5,000 miles ago, at sunrise, as is the Rite I think I'm due? The sticker on my windshield is from 2019

4. Do you use your turn signal? Always. Even in empty parking lots. Like Jeremy. Usually My car has those?

5. Do you currently carry a zip tie? Several. On my person. Right now. There's one in the junk drawer No, and I've never fixed anything in my life

6. Civic or Accord? Both. Jeremy would choose both. Civic Accord Camry (you have been reported)

7. Your birth name (for your Fellowship name):

ARE YOU WORTHYOF THE ODYSSEY?

ARE YOU WORTHY
OF THE ODYSSEY?