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THE SHRINE OF
THE HOLY CIVIC

Behold the chariot of Jeremy Williams, as described by Brother Gary to a courtroom sketch artist in 1998

The Holy Civic: a white Honda Civic hatchback with a halo, glowing

Fig. 2 — The Holy Civic. Championship White. Driver's side. Do not stare directly at it for more than 20 minutes.


Light a Candle for Jeremy

Each candle adds 1 mile to Jeremy's spiritual odometer.

Candles lit by the faithful worldwide: 0


The Rite of the Kicking-In

Brother Gary teaches that at approximately 5,500 RPM the second cam lobe engages and the soul is briefly lifted from the body (it comes back). This is The Kicking-In. Through the miracle of 1997 web technology, you may now experience it yourself. (Turn your volume to a responsible level. Jeremy would want that.)

0800

VTEC JUST KICKED IN, YO

Hold the button (or the spacebar). Release to coast. Redline at 9,000.


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